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Twitter, I am deeply offended.
Twitter really got the knack of Troll Day quite quickly. They are very good at it, it has to be said.
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Awwwww. Adorabubble.
(via the-metres-gained)
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entertain ideas of great communion: I am 100% convinced the Romney typo was deliberate →
Erin and I have had this discussion on Twitter but I’m not convinced. My experience of political campaign hacks is that they’re not that bright. Maybe I’m just cynical but I find it hard to see anyone deliberately doing something like this. No votes in it. I think it’s far more likely someone was just an idiot. Incompetence is responsible for 99% of all things.I would not have downloaded the rather-cool-except-for-his-politics Romney iPhone app had it not been for the typo. Really, if there had been a typo on pretty much any other word, I wouldn’t have downloaded it. But no, the typo was on America, so I, and countless others, downloaded it.
Which is…
Occam’s Razor.
Erin’s theory is nice and all but, come on. As if.
Definitely more cock-up than conspiracy.
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God just make it stop.
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I want a wind tunnel.
(via fuckyeahmotorsports)
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HEROIN
Heroin is a new social network, yes?
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Anonymous asked: in response to the gif you posted.
Oh. Easy. I wobbled along for a bit before falling flat on my face (and moving back home).
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Anonymous asked: how so?
What how so?
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The first time I lived on my own
This is disturbingly accurate.
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SPORTS!
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Anonymous asked: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it
Sigh. I was I was popular and shit so I didn’t just get questions from spambots.
Oh well.
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Reblogging for my sister.
(via the-metres-gained)
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Tumbleweeds.gif
This is what’s happening inside my brain right now.
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this is as gpoy as it gets omfg
(via crushtor)
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Meanwhile, In the Entitlement Department... →
This story is hilarious.
When I did the HSC (NSW equivalent of the whatever the final high school exams are Victoria), I did get into law school. Actually, now that I dwell on it for a second, I didn’t get into any undergraduate program that I listed in any of my preferences.
You know what I did instead? Worked hard and used an alternate pathway to get into university. You know what I didn’t do? Blame the fucking school.
There’s a few other gems in this story:
- Her mother “gave up her chocolate fortune cookie business - which she had expected to make $450,000 over three years”. Yup.
- “She was also poorly organised and had been absent from class many times,” according to the school. Naturally, this is a sign of a student who is totally dedicated to their studies.
- The student fell ill with glandular fever, left the boarding school and went home. She did not return to finish her studies, instead opting to complete Year 12 through a local TAFE college. (My sister also had glandular fever during her HSC year, yet she still managed to complete Year 12 at school and got into the degree she wanted. Not saying the cases are totally identical, but there you go).
This is five star Troll Day material. If she really wants to get into law, there are ways she can do it without having got the marks needed to start it straight out of school. Fuck, living the Real World(tm) for a bit might actually make her a better student for it. Certainly did for me.
File this in the same bucket as that girl who is suing the NSW Board of Studies because she got a 99.95 ATAR. That’s how fucking unhinged it is.
